Your tits are I can't wait for
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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