none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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