The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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