i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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