Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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