I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
