Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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