No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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