Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
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Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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