I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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