You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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