textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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