It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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