dude i'm inner monologue high
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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