New invention idea: vibrating tampons
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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