idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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