i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
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I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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