Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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