Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
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I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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