..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
This is my gift to your gina
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Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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