How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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