Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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