then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
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She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
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We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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