She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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