Just mADE A PArabola og urine
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
She even gives head with a lisp.
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She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
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Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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