Pappa wants mamma naked
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Randomize