you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
she pinky promised me she was 18
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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