Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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