Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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