so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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