She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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