You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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