You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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