happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
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Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
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I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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