don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
