When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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