I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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