you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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