but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Randomize
