Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I FOUND THE LEGS
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
tell me about the fingering
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