There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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