we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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