fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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