I swear she didn't look like that last week.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
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I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
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yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I would ride that face into the sunset
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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