Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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