Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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