South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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