Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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