I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
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my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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