I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
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She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
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how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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