a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
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Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
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He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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