Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Randomize
