i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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