Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Princesses don't give blow jobs
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
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The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I had to cum in my sink.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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