She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
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100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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